Maid of Honor Sister Speeches

Maid of Honor / Sister Speeches – I wouldn’t say they’re romantic, but...

“Nathan is determined that the honeymoon, which he has organized, will be truly romantic. He’s planning walks on deserted beaches; downing cocktails and sampling the local cuisine. It’s a secret, so I won’t give too much away. Except to say that the cycle shop’s done really well this month…”

“Paula once said that it’s the wee thing Leo does that makes him so special. That’s funny because at infants’ school it was the wee Leo did that made him special.”

“I wouldn’t say the groom is romantic but I did hear he presented his lovely bride with three dozen roses in bed on Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately the chocolate melted on the sheets, which killed the mood a little…”

“We all know Terence likes to take risks and he’s already told me how, on the flight to their honeymoon, he’s planning to do something naughty in the washroom. Honestly Terence, smoking is very bad for you!”

“I wouldn’t say the bride and groom were particularly romantic. Instead of a flash engagement ring, they decided to buy something for the flat. In fact it’s only because her parents came to the rescue that you’re not currently being addressed by the dishwasher!”

Maid of Honor / Sister Speeches – I wouldn’t say they’re romantic, but...

Maid of Honor / Sister Speeches – They’ve known each other since...

Whether they are high school sweethearts or college roommates, a wedding speech about how they met is sure to warm their hearts. Not to mention that all the guests are likely curious about how the happy couple met.

“These two have known each other since they were children. Even then there was quite a spark between them – although that’s probably because Georgia liked to use Rueben as a human guinea pig in her chemistry experiments…”

“They’ve known each other since Naomi went to up Andrew in the student union bar and asked him to hold her pint while she went to the loo. He fell in love on the spot right there and then.”

“They’ve known each other since they bumped into one another at the launderette while at college. A perfectly normal way to meet someone, I suppose. Made remarkable only because that was the only day, in the three years that he was there, that James went anywhere near a launderette.”

“The happy couple have known each other since they bumped into one another in the high street of Ella’s home town. A romantic way to meet, I guess, except Ella was in her car and Victor was on his bike at the time!”

Maid of Honor / Sister Speeches – They’ve known each other since...