Maid of Honor / Sister Speeches – She wears the trousers
You have to make sure that the bride can take a good ribbing or can recognize a joke when she hears one with these speeches. But if you can pull this speech off, you will sure get quite a few laughs out of the audience.
“It is my pleasure to be the Maid of Honor this evening for such a longtime friend. I first met Louise when we both joined the Brownies at the age of six, and I can honestly say she is the bossiest person I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. How many girls aged seven would insist they knew better than Brown Owl how to light a fire? She proved it later, of course, when she managed to set fire to the chemistry labs.”
“Those who are close to Helen would know that Helen is a great vocal leader. Who else could the school have chosen to be head girl? Frankly, Helen was acting like head girl from the moment she set foot in the door. The teachers didn’t stand a chance – they couldn’t get a word in edgeways. I must say that I think Matthew is coping remarkably well.
YOU CAN TAKE THE EARPLUGS OUT NOW, MATTHEW!”
Maid of Honor / Sister Speeches – She wears the trousers
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I first met Louise when we both joined the Brownies at the age of six, and I can honestly say she is the bossiest person I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. How many girls aged seven would insist they knew better than Brown Owl how to light a fire? She proved it later, of course, when she managed to set fire to the chemistry labs. speechcompetition.com
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